Every agency promises results. We're the only ones dumb enough to put it in writing. Hire AdChiefs, and our retainer drops to $0 until your ROAS is higher than the day you signed. No fine print. No exit doors. No vibes.
Put Us On The Hook → For ecom brands doing $10K+/mo. 60-second application.Every ecom founder we meet has at least one of these scars. If you've got all three, get comfortable. You're home.
The pitch was beautiful. The dashboard was prettier. Six months later your ROAS is in the gutter and the agency is "still optimizing." You paid for slides. You got slides.
You found a number you can't break past. Every time you scale spend, ROAS dies. Every time you chase ROAS, revenue stalls. Welcome to the worst game ever invented.
Every agency "guarantees" results in the sales call. None of them put it in the contract. The closer the pen gets to paper, the softer the promises get. You've noticed.
We removed the only reason anyone hesitates to hire us: us getting paid for nothing. Read every clause. Every one ends up in your contract.
In writing. No catch. No fine print. No off-ramps.
Because we've done this 230+ times. And because we're picky enough to only take brands we know we can win for.
If your margins are thin or your product is broken, no ad agency on earth saves you. We screen before we sign. That's how we can promise outcomes instead of effort.
Ads, creative, CRO, email, retention. All in-house. No more "the ads guy is blaming the funnel guy." One team. One mission. One head to chop off if it goes wrong.
Across $5M in managed ad spend and 230+ projects. We've broken every kind of ceiling. We know what beats a benchmark. That's why we sign for it.
We're not a "growth agency." We don't sell services and hide behind dashboards. We're a growth team that runs your acquisition like our own brand depended on it. Because financially, it kind of does.
Other agencies pitch outcomes. We sign them. That's the entire difference, and it's a big one.
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